Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Stay at Home Moms

My cousin sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny.
Stay At Home Moms A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure her Husband didnt want to go to work either, but unlike her, he is a responsible adult and still chose to do what he had comitted to do. I would be divorcing her and finding a more responsible wife. Shes probably still in bed because shes been cheating on him all day long with the neighbor.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the previous poster. Alot of women try to cover up their laziness by saying that they are busy all day long with the kids and housework, when in reality they sit and do worthless things that are simply excuses for them being lazy.
Its sad that in this economy their are some womem who would rather work their Husbands to the bone and risk losing all that HE has worked for because of her laziness.

Unknown said...

I think that the two previous commenters can suck it!!